Kosmyc (3.5)11 months ago im talking about duels not standard dude
CakeIsGood (creator)11 months ago I have gotten 22 wins with deathrattle rouge as the only class so i would say its goos
Kosmyc (3.5)11 months ago @CakeIsGood Deathrattle Rogue is too slow to beat the burn decks, and shockspitter brann isn't as good as people say it is. Sure it has good burn and even possibly good board control, but it's slower than either Discolock or Frost DK. It beats Bomb Warrior handily but the problem with Bomb Warrior isn't that it's overperforming, it's that it prevents other control decks from playing the game period
Kosmyc (3.5)11 months ago to balance these, I propose these solutions
1. Ban Tome Tampering in Duels. It's banned in Wild, ban it here.
2. Make Bitter Cold (Frost Spell Damage +2) Ultra Rare Tier 1, or Tier 2. The Spell Damage +1 treasure is already an ultra rare, as is the Tier 2 Spell Damage +3. No reason for this to be basically guarenteed.
3. Nerf Glaciaxe. This weapon is cracked for absolutely no reason and pushes the burn package way harder than it needs to be. 6 mana would be fine (Arcanite Reaper + Doomhammer + huge board presence is worth more than 4 mana, sorry)
5. Rotate some old sets out. There's a huge amount of set bloat, and the main reason why DK (espicially Frost) is so strong is because they usually get what they need from two or three expansions total (Usually, Core + Lich King + one other of choice). Rotating out sets like Scholomance or Darkmoon, or hell even Alterac Valley would give a huge amount of breathing room as far as deck synergy goes. Imagine a meta where we get, say, Ashes of Outland cards and Mean Streets of Gadgetzan! While adding these sets would mean next to nothing to today's meta, if we rotated out a bunch of sets, suddenly we get a brand new meta.
6. Rework Bomb Warrior's hero power. I think having a dedicated slow deck is fine, but I don't think it should completely hard counter every other slow deck in the game. You could either make it 2 damage per Bomb (using the Explosive token from Rise of Shadows), or make the Warrior have to pay Armor for a bomb (maybe if it consumed, say, 3-4 Armor per free bomb, suddenly you aren't having to try and burn through 80 HP while dealing with free fireballs on your face)
CakeIsGood (creator)11 months ago You can play shock spitter brann and deathrattle rouge
TheArcanist (4.4)11 months ago I played one run of Duels out of boredom a few days ago. Went 12-0 in like 30 minutes with Frost DK with +2 Frost Spell Dmg and Mummy Magic, just completely obliterating my opponents. My deck had 4 copies of Lady Deathwhisper, 7 Glacial Advances and 6 Harbingers of Winter. Yeah.
Kosmyc (3.5)11 months ago duels (my main mode asides from BGs) is laughably unbalanced right now
You've got three decks
- Frost DK, who thanks to bucket manipulation is basically guanreteed both Frost Spell Damage +2 (which is really good when you are slingy 8+ spells at opponents face), as well as good buckets because they can't pull class cards from non Core Set/Lich King bundles. I'd say at least 60% of decks that you run into (more like 90% post three wins) are Frost DK and usually win by turn 5 or 6. Even if you some how manage to win their huge burst damage combos, they still have multiple "Let me just ignore your board." tools.
- Discolock. While not as aggregious in my opinion as Frost DK as far as manipulating the actual systems of Duels, Discolock still has Malchezzar's Imp + Tome Tampering. Yea.
You can fairly easily construct a deck that contains only discard synergies and usually win by turns 3-4 by having what's essentially 1 mana 4 mana bodies or spells played for absolutely free. Even decks that can clear that stuff that early fold to the 7 mana 19/19 with Rush and Lifesteal. Wait, there's three of them? Oh yeah, it's fairly trivial to keep that as the most expensive part of the deck, hence making Expired Merchant = three Kill'mox.
- Bomb Warrior. I'm aware that bomb warrior is statistically balanced if not weak, but it prevents anything slow from ever functioning properly. If you have even 1 point of armor, you gain 0 damage Fireballs every turn. An easy comparison would be to Blood DK, who has less health/armor generation, less removal, and can only deal 3 damage at the end of each turn STARTING when playing a War Golem! Very stupid, and it keeps other control decks from being able to check Frost DK/Discolock/other aggro/combo decks like Shockspitter Brann.
Burgermaker1 year ago AURAGGHHGHAREMMNNNNOHDBSVDDB!!!!!
actualy I don't have anything to rage on right now, but I wanted to make at least 1 comment here
Poondaedalin1 year ago Give it a day at least, jeez
JusticiarBrandon 1 year ago THE QUEEN HAS FALLEN! HOO-RA
CakeIsGood (creator)1 year ago Shadow get it out all of it
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago @DustenStein, fuk the Druid. I hate it!
DustenStein (4.4)1 year ago Run Theotar. The feeling of yoinking their 22 damage Denathrius in a Battlecry Shaman deck is the nastiest thing you'll ever feel. Pure toxicity :jaraxxus:
Kosmyc (3.5)1 year ago druid just does random ass shit all game and wins because Guff is not balanced
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Kosmyc (3.5)1 year ago I CAN MAKE ORANGE RHYME WITH BANANA
BOR NANA
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago :gonk: :gonk: :gonk: :gonk: :gonk:
GONKY ONKY GO GO! GONKY BONKY GONKERS! Hu hu hu!
Kosmyc (3.5)1 year ago LOOK TO THE SKY AND OBSERVE
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago Do you remember him?
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago Oh, hello FiendlyShadow! Good to see you!
FiendlyShadow1 year ago :qLOVE: :finleySmile: :reno: :banana: :bob: :qLOVE: :woodenReno: :gonk: :banana: :tinyfin: :finleySmile: :qnikkoHi:
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago :qLOVE: :finleySmile: :reno: :banana: :bob: :qLOVE: :woodenReno: :gonk: :banana: :tinyfin: :finleySmile: :qnikkoHi:
CakeIsGood (creator)1 year ago shame on you
you are a clone
Burgermaker1 year ago I play Pirate Warrior without questline
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago Nah. Peace and love to everyone. :qLOVE: :finleySmile:
Bl4ckw1ngBabies 1 year ago IF YOU'RE PLAYING PIRATE WARRIOR THEN UNINSTALL IMMEDIATELY OR I WILL FIND YOUR HOUSE AND BLOW IT UP :boombot: :boombot: :boombot: :boombot: YOU TOXIC PLAYER :jaraxxus:
DustenStein (4.4)1 year ago How long can this go on?
Burgermaker1 year ago We are here only to suffer
And to make others suffer with us
Caesar (4.1)1 year ago This is not the place for love :smorc: :smorc: :smorc: :annoy-o-tron:
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago :qLOVE:
Love you all !
H 1 year ago BLIZZ SHALL NERF THEM
H 1 year ago I HATE THEM WITH ALL OF MY HEART I"VE GOT LEFT AFTER PLAYING THAT DECK :jaraxxus-thinking: :jaraxxus-thinking: :jaraxxus-thinking: :jaraxxus-thinking: :jaraxxus-thinking: :jaraxxus-thinking: :jaraxxus-thinking: :jaraxxus-thinking:
H 1 year ago TAVERNS BELOW ARE BROOOKEN!!! :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon:
CakeIsGood (creator)1 year ago me when i see quest hunter :boombot: :boombot: :boombot: i know your location:boombot: :boombot: :boombot: :boombot: :boombot: :smorc: :smorc: :smorc: :smorc: :smorc: :smorc: :tinyfin: :boombot: :boombot:boombot: : :boombot: :boombot: :jaraxxus: :jaraxxus: :jaraxxus::jaraxxus: :jaraxxus: :jaraxxus: :jaraxxus: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :jaraxxus: :jaraxxus: :jaraxxus: :jaraxxus: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :boombot: :boombot: :boombot:
Kosmyc (3.5)1 year ago AMALGADON IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER HE POISONED ON MY WIFE WITH HIS MURLOC DICK
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago Do you have any beers? Pleaase
CakeIsGood (creator)1 year ago not agreasive enought kosmyc but good try
Kosmyc (3.5)1 year ago can we just agree that amalgadon has got to go?
If we "need" an ALL tribe replacement might I suggest Amalgam of the Deep?
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago https://media.tenor.com/images/963a287f6fc4b6 f713d222eee76b3346/tenor.gif
Nekkro 1 year ago Oh, In standard you just need to build a board, play everything at tempo, And put enough pressure so they have to spend their damage on minions.
Don't even think about value, or combos, just hit it.
CakeIsGood (creator)1 year ago STAN:illidon: :illidon: :illidon: DART :illidon: :illidon:
Nekkro 1 year ago @Cake you mean in standard or Wild?
In Wild is pretty easy to win. You need to play Zeph in turn two, pick Wild Growth, cast it on Three.
Play Skullking Gheist in turn (5), and Reno in turn (6). And you some times win the game.
Pretty easy. :qWOW:
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago :snake:
TheArcanist (4.4)1 year ago I just realized this is pretty much HearthPwn's salt thread.
CakeIsGood (creator)1 year ago Fellow humans EXPLAIN TO ME WHY IS :illidon: QUEST HUNTER :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: A THING!:illidon: :illidon: :illidon: I NEED HELP THEY ARE SO F@CKING OP I GOT:illidon: :illidon: :illidon: OTK BY ONE WHEN I HAD 30 HEALTH LIKE WTF:illidon: :illidon: :illidon:
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago @Nekkro
You have a point.
Nekkro 1 year ago C'mon man. Don't body shame her.
She it's beautiful in her unique way.
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FriendlyShadow 1 year ago @Dusten good. Then I'm right.
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago Andd CAKEISGOOD got his powers back.
DustenStein (4.4)1 year ago no, this conversation is just very upsetting
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago @Dusten Am I wrong? What de y'a think ?
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago My final point: The draneis have hooves.
DustenStein (4.4)1 year ago I sometimes wish I could downvote or 1-star comments :boombot:
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago The Dranei, on the other hand. Is still weird for my elegant style.
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago @Nekkro
I have a solution. Shave her eyebrows. :finleySmile:
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago Are tentacles better ?
Nekkro 1 year ago But elves have those stupid eyebrows.
Do you know how annoying it must be to be in bed, watching a serie with her, and that a straight vertical line passes in front of your face and covers half of the screen?
The Draenei, on the other hand. They have tentacles, bro.
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago Somehow Yrel's thighs are still winning. I seriously like those thicc chick legs.
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago @Nekkro
A hot girl with a tail is always suspicious.
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago @Dusten I LOVE THOSE EARS
Murozondy 1 year ago @Nekkro
For that I created the Hot Chat card, but it is not considered by anyone, so this has become the new Hot Chat.
Nekkro 1 year ago Dude, what are you talking about? The tail it's rad
It's literally an unfertil...this is not the horny chat, isn't it?
Murozondy 1 year ago :annoy-o-tron:
Murozondy 1 year ago The right answer is both. Obviously.
Guys, don't limit yourself, on these things, come on.
DustenStein (4.4)1 year ago Sylvanas is an elf tho and has weird ears
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago @Nekkro It's True, but Sylvanas can do Banshee magic stuff and she has an Army of simp Forsakens... I du no, I think it's hot if you have an Army. My problem is with Sylvanas, that she is dead. I mean, she is literally dead. I'm not necrophobic. Jeez.
I like Yrel's thicc body, but I feel bad Whenever I look at her tail. Why she has a tail? And SHE'S A FEKKIN ALIEN! An alien girl with a tail! Isn't that creepy ?
DustenStein (4.4)1 year ago @Ignitortube a week ago
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago Is Sylvanas or Yrel has better curves?
:thinking:
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HAterED and PASsiVe AGRESSION!!!!!!!
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Ignitortube 1 year ago @Poondaedalin He arrived like a month ago
Poondaedalin1 year ago Was that Pepe always there? :boomS:
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FriendlyShadow 1 year ago @Muro
We have to stop Hornyness. We have to jail them. Do you understand?
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago @Mure I've made a Horne Jail. It's not a Horny Jail, but we can use it as a Horny jail. Are you in?
Murozondy 1 year ago True
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago THINK OF THE CITIZENS! THEY'RE ALL IN GREAT DANGER.
Murozondy 1 year ago That prison was abolished. The great dictator does not want horny criminals on the streets of his city. :annoy-o-tron: :annoy-o-tron: :annoy-o-tron: :annoy-o-tron:
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago :bob:
POWER OF BOB EMPOWERS ME!
MUHAHAHAHA!
NONE CAN STAND IN MY WAY!
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Poondaedalin1 year ago I summon an even LARGER man!
Randomizer1 year ago i coin hero power and deal 2 damage to face
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago Give Me A Break!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh !!!!!
:illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :smorc: :smorc: :smorc:
Mzop (3.7)1 year ago sorry, you WEAK MINDED DESPICABLE ENTITIES.
Poondaedalin1 year ago Good point. ANGER! AAAAAH! :gonk:
Gosha305 1 year ago Get those serious and sensible discussions out of AGGRESSIVE CHAT !!!! :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon:
Poondaedalin1 year ago I kinda wish Mercenaries was less self-contained. I really like the core gameplay of it, but it's so painfully grindy that it gets boring, and it's completely isolated from the other modes, so you can't play Standard or BG as a byway of improving your Mercs. Apart from that, yeah, the game seems way better and more F2P-friendly than it used to be. It's by no means perfect (as the Battlegrounds meetup sorta demonstrated), but it's definitely better.
ggrya1 year ago fucking swing in the diamond rank. the game just won't let me take the legend
Mzop (3.7)1 year ago imo hearthstone has been improving, slowly but its starting to get there. With there being several modes that dont require any p2w and the extremely improved gold system, its been fun these days of playing after a few months of break. Things like duplicate protection also make buying something like a ton of packs a lot more safe. I generally like the new cards, even if some are a bit unbalanced. personally, i cant wait for new expansion to come out so i can make a pyro-mech mage. and this probably doesnt belong in agressive chat but whatever
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago Why are cards are so bad ?
Seriously, HS could use our card ideas. I mean, we made like 99999999+ amazing cards. Why wouldn't HS use these amazing fan-made ideas ? Are Blizz stupid ?
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago Did anyone saw the New Legendaries ? They're too strong and not sure that they will be fun to play against.
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago And the New expension is a joke.
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago Altough Battlegrounds IS Fun. I play BG a lot. It's balanced (maybe balanced) and good to play with Friends.
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago I have a big issue with Hearthstone. Hearthstone supposed to be fun. But nowdays, player's are just want to win at any prize. Thanks to Blizz, these people can Buy OP cards. Seriously, Hearthstone is one of the most unbalanced game of all times. This is Why I don't play HS
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago LET'S begin
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago This chat was made for me.
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago Wooohooo
Ignitortube 1 year ago @CakeIsGood the chat was so aggressive it disowned it's creator :chicken: :wow:
CakeIsGood (creator)1 year ago also why dont i own this anymore?
CakeIsGood (creator)1 year ago those f*cking bananas are Sh*t
Mzop (3.7)1 year ago razorpetals are better than bananas :bob:
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago :smorc:
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FriendlyShadow 1 year ago smorc indeed.
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago aggggrrrroooooooooooo Hunter.
CakeIsGood (creator)1 year ago my hearthstone life: play it alot until fucking op dh came and stopped played it started playing when battlegrounds came and that was the only this i played until i tried play one game and i just got attacked by a wild hunter that killed me turn 7
Murozondy 1 year ago The story of my life, but in ladder :tinyfin:
I stopped playing for almost a week, I just do the daily/weekly quests.
Kosmyc (3.5)1 year ago Me playing duels: want to play slow deck
encounters three pirate warriors in a row
me afterwards: Let's play Deathrattle DH with Drekthar this works great against Pirate Warrior!
them: "Here's every fucking Deathrattle Priest in the world!"
FriendlyShadow 1 year ago PRESS F FOR RESPECT: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Burgermaker1 year ago ARE YOU FEKIN INSANE CAKE!?!? THIS CARD WOULD BE ABSURD IF IT WOULD GIVE YOUR MINIONS CHARGE, IT IS UNFUN I CAN'T IMAGINE SOMEONE CAN HAVE AS MINDLESS IDEA LIKE YOU CAKE!!!
CakeIsGood (creator)1 year ago and maybe hell more mana but :smorc: is more important
CakeIsGood (creator)1 year ago god i know i cant be agressive normaly on this site but on this card you can: FAWK MAKE IT ****** CHARGE INSTEAD YOURE ***** CHILD:illidon: :illidon: :illidon:
Cosmic141 year ago I know, but the feedback demanded it.
Gokee1 year ago "Including this one" is unnecessary. Tundra Rhino doesn't have charge, but it's text isn't restrictive so it's benefitting from it's own text. That same philosophy would apply here.
Cosmic141 year ago I suppose this is where my card goes, then.
welp, we went from Frost DK, Discolock, Shockspitter and Bomb Warrior, to Frost DK, Frost DK, and Frost DK. Wonderful.
or here
me too
12*
ooga booga
im talking about duels not standard dude
I have gotten 22 wins with deathrattle rouge as the only class so i would say its goos
@CakeIsGood Deathrattle Rogue is too slow to beat the burn decks, and shockspitter brann isn't as good as people say it is. Sure it has good burn and even possibly good board control, but it's slower than either Discolock or Frost DK. It beats Bomb Warrior handily but the problem with Bomb Warrior isn't that it's overperforming, it's that it prevents other control decks from playing the game period
to balance these, I propose these solutions
1. Ban Tome Tampering in Duels. It's banned in Wild, ban it here.
2. Make Bitter Cold (Frost Spell Damage +2) Ultra Rare Tier 1, or Tier 2. The Spell Damage +1 treasure is already an ultra rare, as is the Tier 2 Spell Damage +3. No reason for this to be basically guarenteed.
3. Nerf Glaciaxe. This weapon is cracked for absolutely no reason and pushes the burn package way harder than it needs to be. 6 mana would be fine (Arcanite Reaper + Doomhammer + huge board presence is worth more than 4 mana, sorry)
5. Rotate some old sets out. There's a huge amount of set bloat, and the main reason why DK (espicially Frost) is so strong is because they usually get what they need from two or three expansions total (Usually, Core + Lich King + one other of choice). Rotating out sets like Scholomance or Darkmoon, or hell even Alterac Valley would give a huge amount of breathing room as far as deck synergy goes. Imagine a meta where we get, say, Ashes of Outland cards and Mean Streets of Gadgetzan! While adding these sets would mean next to nothing to today's meta, if we rotated out a bunch of sets, suddenly we get a brand new meta.
6. Rework Bomb Warrior's hero power. I think having a dedicated slow deck is fine, but I don't think it should completely hard counter every other slow deck in the game. You could either make it 2 damage per Bomb (using the Explosive token from Rise of Shadows), or make the Warrior have to pay Armor for a bomb (maybe if it consumed, say, 3-4 Armor per free bomb, suddenly you aren't having to try and burn through 80 HP while dealing with free fireballs on your face)
You can play shock spitter brann and deathrattle rouge
I played one run of Duels out of boredom a few days ago. Went 12-0 in like 30 minutes with Frost DK with +2 Frost Spell Dmg and Mummy Magic, just completely obliterating my opponents. My deck had 4 copies of Lady Deathwhisper, 7 Glacial Advances and 6 Harbingers of Winter. Yeah.
duels (my main mode asides from BGs) is laughably unbalanced right now
You've got three decks
- Frost DK, who thanks to bucket manipulation is basically guanreteed both Frost Spell Damage +2 (which is really good when you are slingy 8+ spells at opponents face), as well as good buckets because they can't pull class cards from non Core Set/Lich King bundles. I'd say at least 60% of decks that you run into (more like 90% post three wins) are Frost DK and usually win by turn 5 or 6. Even if you some how manage to win their huge burst damage combos, they still have multiple "Let me just ignore your board." tools.
- Discolock. While not as aggregious in my opinion as Frost DK as far as manipulating the actual systems of Duels, Discolock still has Malchezzar's Imp + Tome Tampering. Yea.
You can fairly easily construct a deck that contains only discard synergies and usually win by turns 3-4 by having what's essentially 1 mana 4 mana bodies or spells played for absolutely free. Even decks that can clear that stuff that early fold to the 7 mana 19/19 with Rush and Lifesteal. Wait, there's three of them? Oh yeah, it's fairly trivial to keep that as the most expensive part of the deck, hence making Expired Merchant = three Kill'mox.
- Bomb Warrior. I'm aware that bomb warrior is statistically balanced if not weak, but it prevents anything slow from ever functioning properly. If you have even 1 point of armor, you gain 0 damage Fireballs every turn. An easy comparison would be to Blood DK, who has less health/armor generation, less removal, and can only deal 3 damage at the end of each turn STARTING when playing a War Golem! Very stupid, and it keeps other control decks from being able to check Frost DK/Discolock/other aggro/combo decks like Shockspitter Brann.
AURAGGHHGHAREMMNNNNOHDBSVDDB!!!!!
actualy I don't have anything to rage on right now, but I wanted to make at least 1 comment here
What an agreement
Give it a day at least, jeez
THE QUEEN HAS FALLEN! HOO-RA
Shadow get it out all of it
@DustenStein, fuk the Druid. I hate it!
Run Theotar. The feeling of yoinking their 22 damage Denathrius in a Battlecry Shaman deck is the nastiest thing you'll ever feel. Pure toxicity :jaraxxus:
druid just does random ass shit all game and wins because Guff is not balanced
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I CAN MAKE ORANGE RHYME WITH BANANA
BOR NANA
:gonk: :gonk: :gonk: :gonk: :gonk:
GONKY ONKY GO GO! GONKY BONKY GONKERS! Hu hu hu!
LOOK TO THE SKY AND OBSERVE
Do you remember him?
Oh, hello FiendlyShadow! Good to see you!
:qLOVE: :finleySmile: :reno: :banana: :bob: :qLOVE: :woodenReno: :gonk: :banana: :tinyfin: :finleySmile: :qnikkoHi:
:qLOVE: :finleySmile: :reno: :banana: :bob: :qLOVE: :woodenReno: :gonk: :banana: :tinyfin: :finleySmile: :qnikkoHi:
shame on you
you are a clone
I play BG
I play Pokemon Go
shame
I play Pirate Warrior without questline
Nah. Peace and love to everyone. :qLOVE: :finleySmile:
IF YOU'RE PLAYING PIRATE WARRIOR THEN UNINSTALL IMMEDIATELY OR I WILL FIND YOUR HOUSE AND BLOW IT UP :boombot: :boombot: :boombot: :boombot: YOU TOXIC PLAYER :jaraxxus:
How long can this go on?
How long can this go on?
We are here only to suffer
And to make others suffer with us
This is not the place for love :smorc: :smorc: :smorc: :annoy-o-tron:
:qLOVE:
Love you all !
BLIZZ SHALL NERF THEM
I HATE THEM WITH ALL OF MY HEART I"VE GOT LEFT AFTER PLAYING THAT DECK :jaraxxus-thinking: :jaraxxus-thinking: :jaraxxus-thinking: :jaraxxus-thinking: :jaraxxus-thinking: :jaraxxus-thinking: :jaraxxus-thinking: :jaraxxus-thinking:
TAVERNS BELOW ARE BROOOKEN!!! :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon:
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::jaraxxus:
I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING
AND HE SAID HIS STATS WERE [b]T H I S B I G[/b]
ABSOLUTELY PERFECT KOSMYC:illidon: :illidon: :illidon:
sorry
perfect
AMALGADON IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER HE POISONED ON MY WIFE WITH HIS MURLOC DICK
Do you have any beers? Pleaase
not agreasive enought kosmyc but good try
can we just agree that amalgadon has got to go?
If we "need" an ALL tribe replacement might I suggest Amalgam of the Deep?
https://media.tenor.com/images/963a287f6fc4b6
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Oh, In standard you just need to build a board, play everything at tempo, And put enough pressure so they have to spend their damage on minions.
Don't even think about value, or combos, just hit it.
STAN:illidon: :illidon: :illidon: DART :illidon: :illidon:
@Cake you mean in standard or Wild?
In Wild is pretty easy to win. You need to play Zeph in turn two, pick Wild Growth, cast it on Three.
Play Skullking Gheist in turn (5), and Reno in turn (6). And you some times win the game.
Pretty easy. :qWOW:
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I just realized this is pretty much HearthPwn's salt thread.
Fellow humans EXPLAIN TO ME WHY IS :illidon: QUEST HUNTER :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: A THING!:illidon: :illidon: :illidon: I NEED HELP THEY ARE SO F@CKING OP I GOT:illidon: :illidon: :illidon: OTK BY ONE WHEN I HAD 30 HEALTH LIKE WTF:illidon: :illidon: :illidon:
@Nekkro
You have a point.
C'mon man. Don't body shame her.
She it's beautiful in her unique way.
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@Dusten good. Then I'm right.
nevermind me tho
Andd CAKEISGOOD got his powers back.
no, this conversation is just very upsetting
@Dusten Am I wrong? What de y'a think ?
My final point: The draneis have hooves.
I sometimes wish I could downvote or 1-star comments :boombot:
The Dranei, on the other hand. Is still weird for my elegant style.
@Nekkro
I have a solution. Shave her eyebrows. :finleySmile:
Are tentacles better ?
But elves have those stupid eyebrows.
Do you know how annoying it must be to be in bed, watching a serie with her, and that a straight vertical line passes in front of your face and covers half of the screen?
The Draenei, on the other hand. They have tentacles, bro.
Somehow Yrel's thighs are still winning. I seriously like those thicc chick legs.
@Nekkro
A hot girl with a tail is always suspicious.
@Dusten I LOVE THOSE EARS
@Nekkro
For that I created the Hot Chat card, but it is not considered by anyone, so this has become the new Hot Chat.
Dude, what are you talking about? The tail it's rad
It's literally an unfertil...this is not the horny chat, isn't it?
:annoy-o-tron:
The right answer is both. Obviously.
Guys, don't limit yourself, on these things, come on.
Sylvanas is an elf tho and has weird ears
@Nekkro It's True, but Sylvanas can do Banshee magic stuff and she has an Army of simp Forsakens... I du no, I think it's hot if you have an Army. My problem is with Sylvanas, that she is dead. I mean, she is literally dead. I'm not necrophobic. Jeez.
I like Yrel's thicc body, but I feel bad Whenever I look at her tail. Why she has a tail? And SHE'S A FEKKIN ALIEN! An alien girl with a tail! Isn't that creepy ?
agrassive chat
Sylvanas it's too skinny, and it's death.
Yrel it's all a unit. She can swing a giant hammer like it's nobody business.
Sorry, Agressive Chat :illidon:
Aggressive Chat is real lol??
I suggest you all checked out u/MilkingSheep on Reddit
It's a hard choice. Truly a hard choice.
I prefer Sylvanas, but Yrel thighs are so thicc and good.
That's not an answer.
A bit more actually
@Ignitortube a week ago
Is Sylvanas or Yrel has better curves?
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HAterED and PASsiVe AGRESSION!!!!!!!
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@Poondaedalin He arrived like a month ago
Was that Pepe always there? :boomS:
We have to defend this site. We have to faiou hopoi ljk l--..... are you ???
@Muro
We have to stop Hornyness. We have to jail them. Do you understand?
@Mure I've made a Horne Jail. It's not a Horny Jail, but we can use it as a Horny jail. Are you in?
True
THINK OF THE CITIZENS! THEY'RE ALL IN GREAT DANGER.
That prison was abolished. The great dictator does not want horny criminals on the streets of his city. :annoy-o-tron: :annoy-o-tron: :annoy-o-tron: :annoy-o-tron:
:bob:
POWER OF BOB EMPOWERS ME!
MUHAHAHAHA!
NONE CAN STAND IN MY WAY!
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AND I WON'T STOP UNTIL WE GOT HORNY JAIL BACK!
I'm the only one who keeps this chat going
wuaaaaaaaaahahahaha
Wuaaaahahahaahshs#aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
wahahahaha
impressive!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LEGENDARY !
WHAAAAAA have nikko just stolen this?
PEPE IS AGGRESSIVE NOW.
Pepe???
:razorpetal: :razorpetal:
Razorpetal.
Bottom text.
Bob :woodenReno:
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I summon an even LARGER man!
i coin hero power and deal 2 damage to face
Give Me A Break!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh !!!!!
:illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :smorc: :smorc: :smorc:
sorry, you WEAK MINDED DESPICABLE ENTITIES.
Good point. ANGER! AAAAAH! :gonk:
Get those serious and sensible discussions out of AGGRESSIVE CHAT !!!! :illidon: :illidon: :illidon: :illidon:
I kinda wish Mercenaries was less self-contained. I really like the core gameplay of it, but it's so painfully grindy that it gets boring, and it's completely isolated from the other modes, so you can't play Standard or BG as a byway of improving your Mercs. Apart from that, yeah, the game seems way better and more F2P-friendly than it used to be. It's by no means perfect (as the Battlegrounds meetup sorta demonstrated), but it's definitely better.
fucking swing in the diamond rank. the game just won't let me take the legend
imo hearthstone has been improving, slowly but its starting to get there. With there being several modes that dont require any p2w and the extremely improved gold system, its been fun these days of playing after a few months of break. Things like duplicate protection also make buying something like a ton of packs a lot more safe. I generally like the new cards, even if some are a bit unbalanced. personally, i cant wait for new expansion to come out so i can make a pyro-mech mage. and this probably doesnt belong in agressive chat but whatever
Why are cards are so bad ?
Seriously, HS could use our card ideas. I mean, we made like 99999999+ amazing cards. Why wouldn't HS use these amazing fan-made ideas ? Are Blizz stupid ?
Did anyone saw the New Legendaries ? They're too strong and not sure that they will be fun to play against.
And the New expension is a joke.
Altough Battlegrounds IS Fun. I play BG a lot. It's balanced (maybe balanced) and good to play with Friends.
I have a big issue with Hearthstone. Hearthstone supposed to be fun. But nowdays, player's are just want to win at any prize. Thanks to Blizz, these people can Buy OP cards. Seriously, Hearthstone is one of the most unbalanced game of all times. This is Why I don't play HS
LET'S begin
This chat was made for me.
Wooohooo
@CakeIsGood the chat was so aggressive it disowned it's creator :chicken: :wow:
also why dont i own this anymore?
those f*cking bananas are Sh*t
razorpetals are better than bananas :bob:
Everyone that was aggressive.
:thinking:
Me :woodenReno:
Who tf rated chat 3.1
:smorc: ❤️
I am in love with guff
:smorc:
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smorc indeed.
aggggrrrroooooooooooo Hunter.
my hearthstone life: play it alot until fucking op dh came and stopped played it started playing when battlegrounds came and that was the only this i played until i tried play one game and i just got attacked by a wild hunter that killed me turn 7
The story of my life, but in ladder :tinyfin:
I stopped playing for almost a week, I just do the daily/weekly quests.
Me playing duels: want to play slow deck
encounters three pirate warriors in a row
me afterwards: Let's play Deathrattle DH with Drekthar this works great against Pirate Warrior!
them: "Here's every fucking Deathrattle Priest in the world!"
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ARE YOU FEKIN INSANE CAKE!?!? THIS CARD WOULD BE ABSURD IF IT WOULD GIVE YOUR MINIONS CHARGE, IT IS UNFUN I CAN'T IMAGINE SOMEONE CAN HAVE AS MINDLESS IDEA LIKE YOU CAKE!!!
and maybe hell more mana but :smorc: is more important
god i know i cant be agressive normaly on this site but on this card you can: FAWK MAKE IT ****** CHARGE INSTEAD YOURE ***** CHILD:illidon: :illidon: :illidon:
I know, but the feedback demanded it.
"Including this one" is unnecessary. Tundra Rhino doesn't have charge, but it's text isn't restrictive so it's benefitting from it's own text. That same philosophy would apply here.
I suppose this is where my card goes, then.
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Last breath
oh no i feel like this is getting voided just like shadows
varden is thicc as ####
The Friendly chat between similar cards makes me laugh too haha
Right.
So here we talk about Jaina's boobs, right? :jaraxxus-thinking:
[i]*ARGGGGGHHH*[/i]
found the real one shadow and h have been making fake ones