Amateur Occultist - Custom Hearthstone Card

Amateur Occultist

22nd May, 2019 (RR)

Made by Dragondon

MosnarNoedig 2 years ago
The memories... I love this card's comment section.
Azteranzo 4 years ago
@Matz, I think you might have said the words "Immune" and "Taunt" in the same sentence. Let me inform you that these two Keywords negate each other and therefore, you are wrong.
Matz 4 years ago
@Gothe Also saw it, but the whole Immune and Taunt chain was too good to ruin.
Gothe 4 years ago
@Wiener_Schnitzel i'm glad someone else finally noticed it says Inmune and not Immune besides me.
Cosmic14 4 years ago
Hang on a Mo'. Immune and Taunt Don't go together. :jaraxxus-thinking: I can't believe none of you figured it out.
Winbow 4 years ago
The idea is not very unique or necessary but the balance seems ok.
Wiener_Schnitzel 4 years ago
All this worry for nothing! We kept fretting over the dangerous, yet lucrative, power of Immune and Taunt combined, yet @Dragondon was one step ahead of us the whole time! You see, Red Candle makes Amateur Occultist INmune, a keyword that can coexist with taunt without any issues.

I salute @Dragondon for their genius and propose them for the one true successor of Brode!
Lucious 4 years ago
@Kapiork Your statement is wrong, because "Immune" and "Taunt" don't work together.
Kapiork (3.9)4 years ago
Why did this comment section turn into "incredibly verbose" meme complication about Immune + Taunt? :boomS: :qnikkoWOW:
Quantum 4 years ago
Including the highest form of the word Dear with you, Mister/Miss Wiener_Schnitzel, the card creator on site known as Hearthcards and aside of that, also as recognized creator of text messages to others with high amount of words, unnecesarilly fit in,

Incredibly unfortunate for you, in your previous message to me, which contained your responce to my message, which was a responce to you using words known in international language - English, as "Immune" and "Taunt", first of which may mean either medical resistance to a type of biological cells or to the invasion of organism's body tissues by disease-causing agents and second, which usually is a Battlecry, sarcastic remark, gesture or insult intended to demoralize the recipient or to anger them and cause reactionary behaviours; and thus i have to be the one person to attempt give you the warning of possible consequences of using these specific words in text of the topic known as "Interactions beetween Keywords in the card-trading game called Hearthstone". By a stroke of unfavorable luck upon you, Wiener_Schnitzel, it just happened so your digital message directed to me had both Keywords together, which means warning which i own and target to you, haven't phased you at all, to which i must comply and respond accordingly. And thus, according to the duty i have sworn upon, i have to type said message to you: Sadly, i have to inform you, person, using nickname of Wiener_Schnitzel, that you have decided to act upon your foolishness while addresing me with your heart-breaking message, which meant that by most unfortunate of circumstances, you have been obliged to use English words, which are also coincedentally Keywords in game Hearthstone, "Taunt" and "Immune". Those words when combined, can create enviroment in said game of minion being intended target of any attacks and being unable to be targeted at the same time, which can also be described using combination of words "Infinite" and "Loop". Due to possible interaction it could have caused, Blizzard's team working on Hearthstone must had to change the interaction of them to not cause same enviroment, which was described before this. Because of that, i highly advice you to be more careful of your choice of words when responding to one's message.
With incredibly deep regards, Quantum.
DestroyerR 4 years ago
@Wiener_Schnitzel OMG LUL YOU STOOPID [b]IMUN[/b] AND [b]TONT[/b] DONT EVN TOGEDER IDOT DO U EVN HARTSTONE LLOOOOOLLOLOL!!1!!!1!!!
Wiener_Schnitzel 4 years ago
@Dragondon the card looks fun and balanced now, good job!
Wiener_Schnitzel 4 years ago
Dearest Quantum (Hearthstone), Qbyte (Most games), Qbot (Kongregate),

it is with the utmost displeasure that I am compelled to convey a message terrible, yet ripe with importance, to your personage. It pertains to your attempt to warn fellow Hearthcards creator known under the alias of "Matz" of the dangers entailing the assumption that the key words defined as to "succesfully resisting infection" and "directing a jest towards one's foe" can and are allowed to co-exist on the same servant unit. While it shan't be anything but the most heinous of lies should anyone claim that this attempt is anything less of commendable, it regrettably appears to be the current case that your streak of altruism has had as a consequence you mentioning the key words previously discussed. I am bound by duty and compelled by compassion to inform you that by mentioning the cardgame mechanics most commonly referred to as "Immune" and "Taunt" within the same commenting space, you have directly contributed to the amplification of the phenomenon most commonly known in the Hearthcards card creating environment as "INFINITE LOOP". I implore you to be more considerate of such non-causal implications to your actions.
Quantum 4 years ago
Dear Matz,
I would like for you to excuse me, since i have a hidden phobia of that you, Matz, might have just included keywords "Immune", which makes minion invulnarable to any damage and makes it impossible to target it, and "Taunt", whose effect makes it a priority for enemy minions, from the popular trading card game in the same sentence, to which i must inform you, that those 2 minion's Keywords do not synergies, since they both negate eachother from having one making minion a priority target and other making it impossible to do so.
With deep regards, Quantum (Hearthstone), Qbyte (Most games), Qbot (Kongregate).
Matz 4 years ago
Excuse me, I fear that you just said Immune and Taunt in the same sentence, let me just inform you that those two mechanics don't work together.
MosnarNoedig 4 years ago
A loop there is, a loop I see
And frankly it holds fears for me.
Immune and Taunt, together now
Will be the birth of doom, I vow.

Work together, they do not
All of us should know this thought.
But looping, thus is quite the pain
And in these ways there is no gain.
Quantum 4 years ago
BuT wHaT iF yOu GiVe It TaUnT?




Immune and Taunt don’t work together. You said both in the same sentence.
Dragondon (creator)4 years ago
Wat? A loop in my card?!
Immune and Taunt don’t work together. You said both in the same sentence.
Lucious 4 years ago
@Kovachut Immune and Taunt don’t work together. You said both in the same sentence.
Is this the new Parrot the Parrot????
Kovachut 4 years ago
@ Cosmic14
Immune and Taunt don’t work together. You said both in the same sentence.

Also, did I hear someone saying INFINITE LOOP?
Cosmic14 4 years ago
@CardBoy.J Immune and Taunt don’t work together. You said both in the same sentence. Therefore, the consequences lead to an infinite loop. oh god end the pain.
CardBoy.J 4 years ago
@Azteeanzo Immune and Taunt don’t work together. You said both in the same sentence.
Azteranzo 4 years ago
@Matz Immune and Taunt don't work together. YOu said both in the same sentence.
Matz 4 years ago
v Yeah, I almost want an automatic response to all people using Immune and Taunt in the same Sentence saying that they don't work together.
Figelop 4 years ago
how are there still people on this site who dont know how immune works.
Shoemanband 4 years ago
@MyDadIsCrying Immune nullifies Taunt. Taunt means enemies must be target character first, but Immune and Stealth both make character untargetable, so they both nullify Taunt.
MyDadIsCrying 4 years ago
I don't like the idea of giving Occultist taunt... without hard removal, your opponent is just unable to do anything.
Dragondon (creator)4 years ago
Thanks Wiener_Schnitzel for the advices :D
New thoughts? Opinions? Ideas?